We're in the Empire Business.
Create café-quality coffee at home
Dangerously good coffee, brewed with scientific precision.This isn't your average coffee. This is art.

Say goodbye to coffee. Say hello to the formula.
The culmination of 100 years of coffee craft & science
The Energy Formula
Developing the ultimate alternative to coffee starts with energy. Coffee that provides a natural.
The Focus Compound
Whether you are an artist, businessman, humanitarian volunteer, craftsman, lawyer you need it.
The Wellness Principle
Whether you are an artist, businessman, humanitarian volunteer, craftsman, lawyer you need it.
Say goodbye to coffee. Say hello to the formula.
The culmination of 100 years of coffee craft & science

Better Call Saul
S'all good, man! A criminally smooth light roast to start your day legally.


People like to say coffee means Heisenbean
More than a drink, it's a chemical reaction.
A Perfectly Acceptable Front 😋

Meticulously crafted for a flavor so bold and a balance so smooth, it’s almost criminal. The highest standard, guaranteed.
🌱Start Your Day With a Bang

A volatile reaction of rich aroma and pure, unadulterated flavor. This isn't just fresh—it's a catalyst.
🔥TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT!

The only word you'll be able to say after a cup of this brutally strong, high-energy roast. It's just that good.
Say My Coffee


Living the Heisenbean life


What’s good, everyone?
I’m Ryhan Alex
I started Heisenbean Coffee because I was exhausted.
After 20 years of grind and hustle, I finally hit pause. Searching for a gentler way to live brought me to decaf—but the choices I found were underwhelming.



The trusted formula for potent energy, calculated calm, and restorative nights.
Become a dealer of the Haisenbean Empire.
Forget everything you thought you knew about coffee. You're in our territory now.


